1 00:00:04,234 --> 00:00:05,727 *** 2 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:08,522 *** 3 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,335 *** 4 00:00:11,567 --> 00:00:13,515 *** 5 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:27,413 Hey, boss. Water lovers. The fuzzy one with many flavors. 6 00:00:27,533 --> 00:00:29,526 Man, that's the same guy that got jumped into a gang. 7 00:00:29,646 --> 00:00:31,375 I'll get the door. 8 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:37,916 George. Hey, I had a two-ton air conditioning unit 9 00:00:38,036 --> 00:00:41,557 delivered to my house last night. Crane dropped it right in my driveway. 10 00:00:41,677 --> 00:00:44,394 - You seen it? - I don't... Oh, man, come on. 11 00:00:44,514 --> 00:00:46,494 What do you think? Do you think I got your two-ton unit 12 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:50,220 - stashed in my living room? - No, but I was thinking 13 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:53,221 maybe you heard something, saw something. 14 00:00:53,341 --> 00:00:56,058 It's cold in there, isn't it? It's cold. Ooh, sweater weather. 15 00:00:56,178 --> 00:00:59,156 - You're wearing a jacket. - You checked over there? 16 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:00,730 Right over... hey! 17 00:01:00,850 --> 00:01:03,899 (upbeat Latin music) 18 00:01:04,019 --> 00:01:06,573 ( ) 19 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:20,640 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 20 00:01:23,673 --> 00:01:26,687 Oh, man. That dude Stephen, that guy's been up my ass since I moved in. 21 00:01:26,807 --> 00:01:29,355 When I got Benny, he put up those new pooping zone signs 22 00:01:29,475 --> 00:01:30,927 all over his scraggly ass yard. 23 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:33,246 Well, you did train Benny to only go there. 24 00:01:33,366 --> 00:01:35,822 - Yeah, that's... (chuckles) - Maybe you got off on the wrong foot. 25 00:01:35,942 --> 00:01:38,901 Maybe he doesn't like that my Mexican feet 26 00:01:39,021 --> 00:01:41,236 - are in this neighborhood. - Stephen likes me. 27 00:01:41,356 --> 00:01:42,772 He even gave me a bunch of his old sweaters. 28 00:01:42,892 --> 00:01:43,939 He thinks you're the help. 29 00:01:44,059 --> 00:01:45,321 He also gives me his bottles and cans. 30 00:01:45,441 --> 00:01:49,161 Okay, I will admit that there aren't very many minorities... 31 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:52,002 Well, non-Persian minorities... in Beverly Hills, 32 00:01:52,122 --> 00:01:55,195 but that is even more reason for you to reach out to them. 33 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:58,455 - Let them get to know you. - Well, how would I do that? 34 00:01:58,575 --> 00:02:00,089 We throw a party. 35 00:02:00,209 --> 00:02:02,242 Invite everyone over for a meet and greet. 36 00:02:02,362 --> 00:02:04,343 If they know you, they will love you. 37 00:02:04,463 --> 00:02:07,046 I don't know about that. Dad's anti-social. 38 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:09,458 I don't think that's true. No, that's true; I am. 39 00:02:09,578 --> 00:02:11,183 I don't like parties, especially my own, 40 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:12,851 because then people come over, right? 41 00:02:12,971 --> 00:02:14,553 Then they get together in groups, and they talk. 42 00:02:14,673 --> 00:02:16,605 Then they want to eat. Then they want to drink. 43 00:02:16,725 --> 00:02:18,943 - Then they touch my stuff. - Tell her about Dean Martin. 44 00:02:19,063 --> 00:02:20,291 Oh, okay. You know who Dean Martin is? 45 00:02:20,411 --> 00:02:23,395 You know, the guy with the arrow through his head? 46 00:02:23,905 --> 00:02:25,771 I'm gonna go wash the truck. I'll be back. 47 00:02:25,891 --> 00:02:28,734 And I'll stop, and I'll grab some fruit waters too. 48 00:02:28,854 --> 00:02:32,189 Okay, Dean Martin loved to perform, 49 00:02:32,309 --> 00:02:33,899 but when he was done performing, he liked to be alone. 50 00:02:34,019 --> 00:02:36,251 He didn't like to be alone. He loved to be alone. 51 00:02:36,371 --> 00:02:38,556 When he went home, he just wanted to watch TV. 52 00:02:38,676 --> 00:02:40,579 He wanted to watch westerns alone. 53 00:02:40,699 --> 00:02:43,264 - Wow, you said "alone" three times. - That's how much he liked to be alone. 54 00:02:43,384 --> 00:02:45,717 And when Mrs. Dean Martin would have a party, 55 00:02:45,837 --> 00:02:47,886 Dean Martin would call the cops on himself 56 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:51,100 when he wanted to shut it down so Dean Martin could be alone. 57 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:53,835 George, why did you buy this house? 58 00:02:54,181 --> 00:02:55,378 Because it's nice. 59 00:02:55,498 --> 00:02:58,465 It's got great public schools that we don't use, big lawns. 60 00:02:58,585 --> 00:03:00,149 You won't find a house like this in San Fernando. 61 00:03:00,269 --> 00:03:02,434 Well, then, why don't you make the best of it? 62 00:03:02,554 --> 00:03:05,805 So you think if I had a party that my neighbors would like me? 63 00:03:05,925 --> 00:03:07,357 Definitely. 64 00:03:07,477 --> 00:03:10,242 (upbeat music) 65 00:03:10,362 --> 00:03:11,577 ( ) 66 00:03:11,697 --> 00:03:13,612 (man speaking in Spanish) 67 00:03:13,732 --> 00:03:17,159 (speaking in Spanish) 68 00:03:21,237 --> 00:03:22,428 Why? 69 00:03:22,548 --> 00:03:24,568 Why must you do that 70 00:03:24,688 --> 00:03:26,660 when you talk in another language in front of me? 71 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:29,511 Come on, man. If you had another gear, wouldn't you use it? 72 00:03:29,631 --> 00:03:32,514 Yes, but I don't have anybody to use my gear with. 73 00:03:32,634 --> 00:03:34,133 There's a lot of your gears everywhere. 74 00:03:34,253 --> 00:03:36,553 (both laughing) 75 00:03:36,876 --> 00:03:39,938 Hey, Sheila wants me to get to know my neighbors, 76 00:03:40,058 --> 00:03:41,558 so I have to have a party. 77 00:03:41,678 --> 00:03:44,511 Oh, that sounds like a blast and right up your alley. 78 00:03:44,631 --> 00:03:46,645 - Good luck with that, George. - But you got to come 79 00:03:46,765 --> 00:03:48,315 - because I need somebody to talk to. - Other than the guests 80 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:50,685 - that will be at your party? - Mm-hmm. 81 00:03:50,805 --> 00:03:52,653 (sighs) 82 00:03:53,865 --> 00:03:55,703 You know what? I'll come. 83 00:03:55,823 --> 00:03:57,495 It'll be great, because remember, 84 00:03:57,615 --> 00:03:59,521 there is a U... 85 00:04:00,122 --> 00:04:01,497 in you. 86 00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:05,247 - What the hell is that? - Part of my motivational speech. 87 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:07,749 Arsenio got me some corporate gigs that he can't do, 88 00:04:07,869 --> 00:04:09,867 - so I'm gonna do them. - Oh, Arsenio got you some gigs? 89 00:04:09,987 --> 00:04:11,131 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 90 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,329 - So you're double dipping. - I'm not double dipping. 91 00:04:13,449 --> 00:04:15,877 It's diversifying, and these corporate gigs are easy, 92 00:04:15,997 --> 00:04:17,272 'cause you don't have to be that funny. 93 00:04:17,392 --> 00:04:18,939 Well, then, that's perfect for you, 'cause you're not that funny. 94 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,715 You know what? Say what you want, 95 00:04:20,835 --> 00:04:23,145 but I think I found my sweet spot. 96 00:04:23,265 --> 00:04:24,480 All right, hang on. 97 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,565 - (speaking in Spanish) - (speaking in Spanish) 98 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,335 I asked them if they were looking for a cook. 99 00:04:29,455 --> 00:04:30,770 (both laughing) 100 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:32,439 He said no. 101 00:04:32,734 --> 00:04:35,101 I tried... I told him they might be diversifying. He said no. 102 00:04:35,221 --> 00:04:37,777 There's no black people here for me to talk black to? 103 00:04:37,897 --> 00:04:41,615 ( ) 104 00:04:41,946 --> 00:04:44,367 Hey, Sheila, have you seen my clubs that were by that door? 105 00:04:44,487 --> 00:04:46,753 Yeah, I put them in the closet. 106 00:04:46,873 --> 00:04:48,003 What's all this? 107 00:04:48,123 --> 00:04:50,173 I've got a lot of work to do for the party. 108 00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:52,008 I'm meeting with a caterer in an hour, 109 00:04:52,128 --> 00:04:54,164 and I've got to narrow down the theme. 110 00:04:54,284 --> 00:04:57,316 I think the theme is Sheila is moving all of George's stuff. 111 00:04:57,436 --> 00:04:58,787 It's just better party flow. 112 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:02,328 Look, beer mugs at eye level so people can see and think, 113 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:04,686 "Hey, yeah, I'd like a beer in a mug." 114 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:06,640 Oh, and come see this. 115 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,157 What happened to my Mexican candies? 116 00:05:08,277 --> 00:05:10,360 I threw them out; they're too salty. 117 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,495 So I wanted to give the room more of an open feel 118 00:05:13,615 --> 00:05:15,365 so people can mingle and move. 119 00:05:15,485 --> 00:05:17,199 Yeah, mingle, I don't like the sound of. 120 00:05:17,319 --> 00:05:19,152 Where's everything at? 121 00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:20,453 What's with these books? 122 00:05:20,455 --> 00:05:23,205 Oh, I borrowed them from a friend who stages home for sale. 123 00:05:23,325 --> 00:05:25,041 They're really good conversation starters. 124 00:05:25,161 --> 00:05:27,579 Are you serious? "Teacups of the World" 125 00:05:27,699 --> 00:05:31,380 and "The Naked Life of Georgia O'Keeffe." 126 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,166 Oh, come on. 127 00:05:33,286 --> 00:05:35,168 She should shower in the dark. 128 00:05:35,288 --> 00:05:36,935 See? Good conversation starter. 129 00:05:37,055 --> 00:05:38,609 That's a conversation killer. 130 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,057 - Hey, guys. What's that? - Nothing. 131 00:05:41,177 --> 00:05:42,842 Okay, if you're gonna have this party, 132 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:45,031 - I'm gonna invite Bethenny. - I don't want Bethenny to come. 133 00:05:45,151 --> 00:05:47,063 Why don't you invite one of your other friends? 134 00:05:47,183 --> 00:05:49,398 - Bethenny can come. - Thank you, Sheila. 135 00:05:49,518 --> 00:05:52,734 See, she's the coolest Dad's special friend ever. 136 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:54,286 Wait a minute. 137 00:05:54,406 --> 00:05:57,023 Where's my weed? Are these real flowers? 138 00:05:57,143 --> 00:06:00,295 Oh, come on, Sheila. Why are my guitars in the living room? 139 00:06:00,415 --> 00:06:01,788 ( ) 140 00:06:01,908 --> 00:06:03,712 Dude, nothing's ever easy in my life. 141 00:06:03,832 --> 00:06:05,865 She's talking about playing board games 142 00:06:05,985 --> 00:06:07,249 and doing karaoke. 143 00:06:07,369 --> 00:06:10,252 Hey, we could download some of my band's music to play. 144 00:06:10,372 --> 00:06:12,171 Does everybody have a band these days? 145 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:14,307 - Pretty much. - She's making a list of themes. 146 00:06:14,427 --> 00:06:16,092 She wants the party to have a theme. 147 00:06:16,212 --> 00:06:18,106 How about Unhappy Mexican? That's a good theme. 148 00:06:18,226 --> 00:06:20,432 You know what? I should make a list of excuses to get out of there. 149 00:06:20,552 --> 00:06:23,175 I think my daughter's sick. I'm being redeployed. 150 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,055 I have to go get ice. Those are good ones. 151 00:06:25,175 --> 00:06:27,152 So all them times you asked me if I needed ice? 152 00:06:27,272 --> 00:06:29,222 Oh, dude, and she's putting out these books. 153 00:06:29,342 --> 00:06:31,106 She put one out of Georgia O'Keeffe. 154 00:06:31,226 --> 00:06:33,487 O'Keeffe? The painter? 155 00:06:33,607 --> 00:06:35,661 You know all them pictures of flowers she made? 156 00:06:35,781 --> 00:06:37,897 Every one was really a vagina. 157 00:06:39,719 --> 00:06:41,954 Okay, I put the dogs in the guest room. 158 00:06:42,074 --> 00:06:43,812 This is a lot of food. Are you sure it's enough? 159 00:06:43,932 --> 00:06:45,754 - Oh, there's plenty. - You know what? 160 00:06:45,874 --> 00:06:47,539 I'm gonna go get some ice because we always run out. 161 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:50,209 George, we have plenty of ice. We have plenty of everything. 162 00:06:50,329 --> 00:06:51,495 - Okay, cool. - Are you nervous? 163 00:06:51,615 --> 00:06:53,212 No, I just want everybody to have a good time. 164 00:06:53,332 --> 00:06:55,081 - I'm anxious. - Okay, all right. 165 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:57,168 - (chuckles) Where are the girls at? - They're upstairs changing. 166 00:06:57,288 --> 00:06:59,228 Okay, well, keep an eye on Bethenny, 'cause she's not the best... 167 00:06:59,348 --> 00:07:01,379 George, why don't you go relax, okay? 168 00:07:01,499 --> 00:07:02,734 - Go sit down. - (doorbell rings) 169 00:07:02,854 --> 00:07:04,406 Oh, better yet, why don't you get the door? 170 00:07:04,526 --> 00:07:05,557 - Okay. - Okay? 171 00:07:05,677 --> 00:07:06,726 All right. 172 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:08,688 (doorbell rings) 173 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:12,759 George. 174 00:07:12,879 --> 00:07:14,409 - Party's not for an hour. - Yeah, I know. 175 00:07:14,529 --> 00:07:16,545 I don't like eating finger food in front of other people. 176 00:07:16,665 --> 00:07:17,838 I think it shows weakness, 177 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:21,074 so I'm gonna fill up now and have some in there 178 00:07:21,194 --> 00:07:22,525 to soak up the alcohol. 179 00:07:22,645 --> 00:07:24,995 Wow, it's like a meat locker in here. 180 00:07:25,664 --> 00:07:27,694 - Jackpot. - Seriously? 181 00:07:28,425 --> 00:07:31,416 - Can I help you find something? - Let's see how this feels. 182 00:07:31,536 --> 00:07:34,970 68 degrees. How many zones you running? Upstairs, downstairs? 183 00:07:35,090 --> 00:07:37,724 Okay, I didn't steal your AC. 184 00:07:37,844 --> 00:07:39,558 - Ridiculous. - Okay, okay. 185 00:07:39,678 --> 00:07:41,810 (doorbell rings) 186 00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:43,595 Oh, Jesus, Jesus. 187 00:07:43,715 --> 00:07:47,183 - (knocking at door) - Hang on, I'm coming. 188 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:50,352 - See? I told you it wasn't a prank. - I thought it was a prank. 189 00:07:50,472 --> 00:07:51,846 Well, it's a party, but it's in an hour. 190 00:07:51,966 --> 00:07:53,639 - Don Jacobson. Not a fan. - Hey. 191 00:07:53,759 --> 00:07:56,115 - Where's the bathroom? - Down the hall on the right. 192 00:07:56,116 --> 00:07:57,616 Feed the good. 193 00:07:56,235 --> 00:07:58,304 Hi, hello, welcome. 194 00:07:58,424 --> 00:07:59,555 Did you hear what that dude said? 195 00:07:59,755 --> 00:08:01,314 He's just being honest; you have to like it. 196 00:08:01,434 --> 00:08:03,454 All right, well, since they're here, I'm gonna go get some ice. 197 00:08:03,574 --> 00:08:05,974 No, no, no. What are you, the ice man? 198 00:08:08,796 --> 00:08:10,577 (upbeat music) 199 00:08:10,697 --> 00:08:12,781 (indistinct conversation) 200 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,882 ( ) 201 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,111 Hey. 202 00:08:27,248 --> 00:08:29,186 You moved the mugs. Why'd you move the mugs? 203 00:08:29,306 --> 00:08:30,869 No, I didn't move them. Sheila adjust them. 204 00:08:30,989 --> 00:08:32,216 But I think I'm getting used to it. 205 00:08:32,336 --> 00:08:33,777 And that's cool; it makes her happy. 206 00:08:33,897 --> 00:08:35,067 Right. 207 00:08:35,422 --> 00:08:37,648 And you're happy too, right? 208 00:08:39,107 --> 00:08:42,259 I love Chipotle. I was one of the first people to eat there. 209 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:44,721 - That's interesting. Do you need ice? - No, no. 210 00:08:44,841 --> 00:08:48,415 It's very authentic. I even think the food poisoning problems 211 00:08:48,535 --> 00:08:50,915 are part of them keeping it aut?ntico. 212 00:08:51,035 --> 00:08:53,794 Okay, I'm gonna get ice. Excuse me. 213 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,369 ( ) 214 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,791 Hey, Olly, what's happening? 215 00:09:00,911 --> 00:09:03,034 I am ready to work this Hollywood party. 216 00:09:03,154 --> 00:09:04,894 - Work? - I'm gonna tweet the hell out of it. 217 00:09:05,014 --> 00:09:06,861 - Tweet? - Is this a Hollywood party? 218 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,793 - No. - Is anyone here? 219 00:09:08,913 --> 00:09:10,789 Um, Bobbie, Joelle, and Stephen. 220 00:09:10,909 --> 00:09:12,610 - Ooh, Spielberg? - Not even close. 221 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:14,862 Oh, just regular folks, then. 222 00:09:14,982 --> 00:09:18,593 Well, that's okay. Regular folks like that kind of stuff. I'm on it. 223 00:09:18,713 --> 00:09:20,684 - You're gonna be up all night. - Maybe. 224 00:09:20,804 --> 00:09:22,576 - Okay, not here, though. - Relax. 225 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,900 I filled it halfway with vodka. 226 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,621 It's a trick I learned to get me through high school 227 00:09:25,741 --> 00:09:27,421 and into Princeton. The vodka calms me down, 228 00:09:27,541 --> 00:09:31,341 but the Red Bull builds me back up so I can focus and do the job. 229 00:09:31,526 --> 00:09:34,105 I love Sheila. She's super photogenic. 230 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:35,672 - I didn't know you two were so serious. - We're not serious. 231 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,340 I just sometimes hold her hand. 232 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:38,875 So these are your neighbors, huh? 233 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,791 - Yeah, why? - Kind of nosy, don't you think? 234 00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:41,946 What's that dude doing? 235 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:44,407 George, you have to meet Trish and Randy. 236 00:09:44,527 --> 00:09:45,803 They live on the corner. 237 00:09:45,923 --> 00:09:48,067 - Are you prepping for a role? - No, why? 238 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:51,084 Oh, that beard/moustache thing you've got going on. 239 00:09:51,204 --> 00:09:54,140 - Really scary looking. - I think he looks dashing. 240 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,932 How come you're not smiling? 241 00:09:56,052 --> 00:09:58,602 I just thought you'd be smiling and laughing. 242 00:09:58,722 --> 00:10:00,375 You used to smile and laugh. 243 00:10:00,495 --> 00:10:02,970 - I smile. - Not like on TV. 244 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:06,072 George Lopez. Your house looks bigger on the outside. 245 00:10:06,192 --> 00:10:09,384 I thought big comedy man have big comedy house. 246 00:10:09,504 --> 00:10:11,011 Yeah, well, you know, if you take my houses 247 00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,325 and my ex-wife's houses and put them together... 248 00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,169 How big a Christmas tree can you get in here? 249 00:10:15,289 --> 00:10:16,760 Not even 10 feet. 250 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,162 8 feet max. 251 00:10:18,282 --> 00:10:21,394 Yeah, ours are all 12 feet with room to spare. 252 00:10:21,514 --> 00:10:23,042 We need to go. 253 00:10:23,162 --> 00:10:25,864 Oh, my... hey, girls... Hey, excuse me. Hey, hey, hey. 254 00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:27,302 What's wrong with you guys? 255 00:10:27,422 --> 00:10:31,001 Hey, pull that stuff over your shoulders. Cover yourselves up. 256 00:10:31,121 --> 00:10:33,014 Here, go in the laundry room. 257 00:10:35,871 --> 00:10:37,488 What's going on? 258 00:10:37,608 --> 00:10:39,403 Are you gonna tell them to quit touching your stuff? 259 00:10:39,523 --> 00:10:41,725 Don't change the subject. What are you guys wearing? 260 00:10:41,845 --> 00:10:43,966 A bikini. It's a pool party. 261 00:10:44,086 --> 00:10:47,665 - It's not a pool party. - It's a party, and you have a pool. 262 00:10:47,785 --> 00:10:49,788 - What's the big deal, yo? - Okay, yo. 263 00:10:49,908 --> 00:10:52,494 You can't run around the house half naked. 264 00:10:52,614 --> 00:10:54,315 Wait a minute, Bethenny. Are you drunk? 265 00:10:54,435 --> 00:10:56,037 I mean, I pregamed. 266 00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:57,998 Erica said that you weren't gonna let us drink. 267 00:10:58,118 --> 00:11:00,747 No, Erica was right. Okay, so now Erica, take your friend upstairs. 268 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:03,092 Put some clothes on, seriously. Help her. 269 00:11:03,212 --> 00:11:05,395 - Okay, bye. - Man. Hold her up. 270 00:11:05,515 --> 00:11:07,882 She's not gonna make it on the stairs. Come on. 271 00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:10,433 So the Japanese invented teacups, 272 00:11:10,553 --> 00:11:12,607 but I think the British perfected them. 273 00:11:12,727 --> 00:11:15,221 Boy, it seems that's the way it works with everything, right? 274 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,365 I mean, white man's burden, you know? 275 00:11:17,485 --> 00:11:20,124 Oh, yeah, white man's burden. I don't envy you guys. 276 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,383 You know, party's winding down. 277 00:11:22,503 --> 00:11:23,789 Let me make sure you leave. 278 00:11:23,909 --> 00:11:27,234 Hey, hey, you're good for him. You soften up his edges. 279 00:11:27,236 --> 00:11:28,850 Welcome to the neighborhood. 280 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:31,511 - Thank you, Stephen. - Oh, you took her there. 281 00:11:31,631 --> 00:11:33,407 Thanks. All right. 282 00:11:36,352 --> 00:11:38,076 See, George? It's working. 283 00:11:38,196 --> 00:11:40,590 - Yes, you were right. - Yes. 284 00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:43,457 - Good night. - Hey, so... 285 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:47,860 Hard to say it was fun, but have a good time walking home, all right? 286 00:11:50,115 --> 00:11:51,976 (laughs) 287 00:11:52,322 --> 00:11:54,636 G Lo, G Lo, G Lo, you ready to party? 288 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:55,970 - This is nice, man. - It's kind of over. 289 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,201 It's a little neighborhood party. 290 00:11:57,321 --> 00:11:59,100 I brought my own white people. It ain't over, man. 291 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,818 It's just a neighborhood little thing that's winding down. 292 00:12:00,938 --> 00:12:03,319 Oh, you can't wind down. You can't stop a party at 10:00. 293 00:12:03,439 --> 00:12:06,320 That's a block watch meeting. We gonna party all night long. 294 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,607 No, wait. What... what's going on? Hey, wait a minute, everybody. 295 00:12:09,727 --> 00:12:10,803 - What's your name, man? - Stephen. 296 00:12:10,923 --> 00:12:12,159 - Stephen? - Yeah, I'm Stephen. 297 00:12:12,279 --> 00:12:14,748 What you doing here? Hey, everybody, you guys already left. 298 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,885 The party was over. You guys already said good-bye. 299 00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:19,333 It would be rude for you guys to stay. 300 00:12:19,453 --> 00:12:22,613 Arsenio Hall! You know Arsenio Hall! 301 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,574 (indistinct conversation) 302 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:31,249 (upbeat music) 303 00:12:31,369 --> 00:12:33,723 ( ) 304 00:12:39,327 --> 00:12:42,877 - Arsenio knows how to throw a party. - He's very energetic. 305 00:12:44,025 --> 00:12:45,821 - Come on, George, let's dance. - Oh, no, I don't think 306 00:12:45,941 --> 00:12:47,954 people should dance in the house. I'm superstitious. 307 00:12:48,074 --> 00:12:51,244 - But you go ahead. Go ahead, have fun. - Okay. 308 00:12:54,757 --> 00:12:56,498 - Dad? - What? 309 00:12:56,618 --> 00:12:57,951 We have a problem. 310 00:12:58,071 --> 00:13:01,094 At least she didn't throw up in the Jacuzzi. 311 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,457 - Oh, man, is she all right? - Just some bad decisions. 312 00:13:03,577 --> 00:13:06,342 Okay, so call Uber, and let's get her drunk ass home. 313 00:13:06,462 --> 00:13:08,213 - Go. - Okay. 314 00:13:09,426 --> 00:13:12,722 Private plane, more money than I've ever made in one hour, 315 00:13:12,842 --> 00:13:15,188 and I'm home in my bed at 3:00 a.m., man. 316 00:13:15,308 --> 00:13:16,553 Shut up. 317 00:13:16,673 --> 00:13:18,939 Yo, jefe, what's up? I heard Arsenio was in the building. 318 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,640 How did you find out about Arsenio? 319 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,226 Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat. 320 00:13:23,346 --> 00:13:26,062 See? I'm working for you. We're getting it all out there. 321 00:13:26,182 --> 00:13:28,414 Super solid inviting Arsenio. 322 00:13:29,401 --> 00:13:31,367 - Super solid. Are you... - Whoa. 323 00:13:31,487 --> 00:13:34,454 - Wait, are you all right? - Yeah, I'm great. 324 00:13:34,816 --> 00:13:38,219 And if I don't pass out, I might just go home 325 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,826 with somebody I just met tonight. 326 00:13:39,946 --> 00:13:42,011 - I don't want to know that. - Of course, yeah. 327 00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:44,167 Because that is why I am all about business 328 00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:46,223 all of the time, 24 of the 7. 329 00:13:46,343 --> 00:13:47,869 - Where's my phone? - It's in your hand. 330 00:13:47,989 --> 00:13:49,199 No. 331 00:13:50,592 --> 00:13:52,903 This is the phone I do business with. 332 00:13:53,023 --> 00:13:55,274 Okay, business. Hey, what's going on with the Vegas residency? 333 00:13:55,394 --> 00:13:56,775 You haven't said anything in two weeks. 334 00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:58,906 Vegas is just doing their due diligence, 335 00:13:59,026 --> 00:14:02,077 but I'm optimistic, and so you should be too. 336 00:14:02,197 --> 00:14:04,955 - Relax. Enjoy your party. - Are you kidding? I'm over this party. 337 00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:07,350 I just had to put a drunk teenage girl in an Uber. 338 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:09,238 - Oh, my God. What did you do? - I didn't do anything. 339 00:14:09,358 --> 00:14:10,706 Why do you always think I do something? 340 00:14:10,826 --> 00:14:13,575 Wait a minute. You're my manager. You're supposed to be on my team. 341 00:14:13,695 --> 00:14:16,347 I am on your team. It's just my job to think the worst 342 00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:19,767 and then be happy when it's not true. Yay, Team George. 343 00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:22,418 Don't look now. Well, look now. 344 00:14:22,538 --> 00:14:23,757 That's the guy. 345 00:14:23,877 --> 00:14:25,121 - What? - I think. 346 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:28,891 It's hard, because he and his friends all wore the same thing. 347 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,777 Hey, listen, listen. I want to say I'm sorry. 348 00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:35,936 I should have suspected the Sadims before I suspected you. 349 00:14:36,056 --> 00:14:37,987 Oh, so now the Sadims stole your air conditioner. 350 00:14:38,107 --> 00:14:40,477 Yeah, probably halfway to Dubai by now. 351 00:14:40,597 --> 00:14:41,849 (laughs) 352 00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:44,452 It's... I just know that you didn't do it. 353 00:14:44,572 --> 00:14:46,242 You know, you're not that kind of guy. 354 00:14:46,362 --> 00:14:49,519 - Hey, I'm gonna be honest with you. - Don't, no. 355 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,975 When you first moved in, I was all like, 356 00:14:53,095 --> 00:14:55,652 "Oh, first the Jews, then the blacks, 357 00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:57,237 and then the moving company 358 00:14:57,357 --> 00:15:00,240 left a Hispanish fellow behind or something," you know? 359 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,458 - I mean... - Yeah, listen, man. 360 00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:04,127 You moved in after me, 361 00:15:04,247 --> 00:15:06,349 and we prefer Latino when we're being insulted. 362 00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:08,630 I'm not sure what the other groups like to be called. 363 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,084 No, no, yeah, yeah. I had it all wrong. 364 00:15:11,204 --> 00:15:13,501 I mean, you helped me see. 365 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,757 Listen, Arsenio is... is... is black. 366 00:15:18,046 --> 00:15:20,427 Bobbie and Joelle, Jew. 367 00:15:20,547 --> 00:15:23,263 Jews. I mean, Joelle is kind of annoying, 368 00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:25,864 but Bobbie, she's all right. 369 00:15:25,984 --> 00:15:29,514 Speaking of great racks, Scarlett Johansson... Jew! 370 00:15:29,634 --> 00:15:31,604 What? What? 371 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,353 How did that happen, you know? 372 00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:35,158 You know, when people are being racially insensitive, 373 00:15:35,278 --> 00:15:37,443 they usually do it at a much lower volume. 374 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,877 - Okay. - All right. 375 00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:41,804 My man and my neighbor getting along. 376 00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:43,916 - How great is this? - Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. 377 00:15:44,036 --> 00:15:46,662 (chuckles) We'll have to talk about that later. 378 00:15:46,782 --> 00:15:49,304 You know, we have to have you and your wife over for dinner, okay? 379 00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:51,172 - Aww. - How about that, hmm? 380 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:53,209 Yeah, that would be awesome. 381 00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,262 Hey, hey, hey, can Arsenio come? 382 00:15:55,382 --> 00:15:56,773 - Oh, sure. - Should we ask Arsen... 383 00:15:56,893 --> 00:15:58,688 - I'll ask Arsenio. - Okay, great. 384 00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:01,635 - Is there a Mrs. Arsenio? - If there is, she's invited. 385 00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,401 - All right. - Yeah. 386 00:16:03,521 --> 00:16:06,485 I mean, really? Listen, I don't want to have dinner with Stephen 387 00:16:06,605 --> 00:16:08,892 or Mrs. Arsenio or anybody. 388 00:16:09,012 --> 00:16:10,652 I just want people to get out of my house. 389 00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:13,162 When are people gonna start to leave? 390 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,782 Jefe, Arsenio likes one of my songs. 391 00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:17,391 You have a piano tuner? 392 00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:19,269 - What? - Hey, Manolo, Manolo. 393 00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:21,119 Never mind. Arsenio can tune by ear. 394 00:16:21,239 --> 00:16:23,957 - Great, come on. - Never mind, jefe. Thanks. 395 00:16:24,077 --> 00:16:28,232 George, this is a great party, and I'm gonna enjoy it, okay? 396 00:16:29,886 --> 00:16:31,507 Oh, Jesus! 397 00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:34,280 ( ) 398 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,705 Hey, dad. Thanks for helping me for Bethenny earlier. 399 00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:38,541 - Did she live? - What a wreck. 400 00:16:38,661 --> 00:16:41,411 Jefe, Arsenio says we're out of ice. Want me to go get some? 401 00:16:41,531 --> 00:16:44,826 Wait, he wants ice? Okay, I got it. No, no. Okay. 402 00:16:44,946 --> 00:16:46,703 Don't stay up too late. 403 00:16:47,516 --> 00:16:49,590 ( ) 404 00:16:53,826 --> 00:16:55,206 Okay, repeat after me. 405 00:16:55,326 --> 00:16:57,458 - Swadoo-do-badoo. - Swadoo-do-badoo. 406 00:16:57,578 --> 00:16:59,693 - Swadoo-do-badoo. - Swadoo-do-badoo. 407 00:16:59,813 --> 00:17:01,913 - Ba-ba-boo-boop. - Ba-ba-boo... 408 00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:03,797 - Ba-ba-boo-boop. - Ba-ba-boo-boop. 409 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:05,216 Doo-bop. Go way down low. 410 00:17:05,336 --> 00:17:07,709 - Ba-doop. - Wa-doop. 411 00:17:07,937 --> 00:17:09,857 - See-da-doo-da-bop. - See-da-doo-da-bop. 412 00:17:09,977 --> 00:17:11,104 Ba-doop, Ba-doop. 413 00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:12,288 - Ba-doop, Ba-doop. - Ba-doop. 414 00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:13,572 (sirens wailing) 415 00:17:13,692 --> 00:17:15,211 - Popo. - Popo. Popopopo... 416 00:17:15,331 --> 00:17:17,730 No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. That's the police. 417 00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:18,981 Oh, oh, the police. 418 00:17:19,101 --> 00:17:20,918 Popo is the police. 419 00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:22,158 Oh, my god! 420 00:17:22,278 --> 00:17:25,132 Everybody get out. Shh. Everybody get out. 421 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,749 (indistinct conversation) 422 00:17:28,869 --> 00:17:31,506 Get out, it's the police. 423 00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:36,270 - We got a noise complaint call. - Uh, you heard the officer. 424 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,044 Everybody has to go. 425 00:17:38,164 --> 00:17:40,931 Who would call and complain? I mean, the whole neighborhood is here. 426 00:17:41,051 --> 00:17:42,717 - Well, Mrs. Lopez... - No, no. 427 00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:44,386 Sheila. 428 00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:46,724 We came over quick because the complaint call 429 00:17:46,844 --> 00:17:48,495 came from the house landline. 430 00:17:48,615 --> 00:17:51,142 - From inside the house? - You never know with these calls. 431 00:17:51,262 --> 00:17:53,093 We could have had a hostage situation. 432 00:17:53,213 --> 00:17:55,346 No, it wasn't a hostage situation. 433 00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:58,900 I'm pretty sure it was a Dean Martin situation. 434 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:01,736 Seriously? Dean goddamn Martin? George... 435 00:18:01,856 --> 00:18:04,119 - Wait a minute. Hold on. - No, no, you hold on. 436 00:18:04,239 --> 00:18:06,657 This is crazy. I mean, I can't believe you would do this. 437 00:18:06,777 --> 00:18:08,159 You know what? If you cared about me, 438 00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:09,628 I would think that you would call. 439 00:18:09,748 --> 00:18:11,869 - I would call the cops? - You saw that I was miserable. 440 00:18:11,989 --> 00:18:13,831 You knew I didn't want to have a party. 441 00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:17,006 You wouldn't leave me alone, like in "Godfather III." 442 00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:21,253 Every time I thought I was out, you pulled me back in. 443 00:18:21,635 --> 00:18:24,024 This is a neighborhood party, not the mob, okay? 444 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,978 - I can't believe you would do this. - Okay, I didn't even make the call. 445 00:18:27,098 --> 00:18:29,855 Mr. Lopez, if this was some sort of a prank or joke, 446 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,748 the person who made the call could be in some trouble, 447 00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:35,463 but we'll go back and check the voice recordings at dispatch 448 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:36,723 and find out who it is. 449 00:18:36,843 --> 00:18:38,628 I didn't know you had a voice recording. 450 00:18:38,748 --> 00:18:41,492 I made the call. I'm sorry. I was having a party. 451 00:18:41,612 --> 00:18:43,210 I... you know, I'm afraid of social interaction. 452 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,663 I lost control of it. I didn't know what to do, so I'll pay you the fine 453 00:18:46,783 --> 00:18:49,633 if there's a fine. I know that the police do charitable things... 454 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,389 - Toys for Tots. - I'm in. 455 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:53,556 I'll write a big check, okay? 456 00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:56,805 Okay, thank you. Good night, officers. 457 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,405 You know, I can get past the kidney thing 458 00:19:01,525 --> 00:19:04,348 and the passing out in the casino 459 00:19:04,468 --> 00:19:07,727 and whatever happened or didn't happen with that Twitter woman, 460 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:11,756 but calling the cops on your own party, our party? 461 00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:15,030 I... I'm done. Done. 462 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:18,593 Okay, well, I'll make sure you get your books. 463 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:24,218 Well, I'm gonna bounce, jefe. I got her blocked in. 464 00:19:26,783 --> 00:19:27,792 Thank you. 465 00:19:27,912 --> 00:19:29,435 Weren't you happy when you heard the sirens? 466 00:19:29,555 --> 00:19:31,890 Oh, I was very happy. 467 00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:35,071 - And thanks for not turning me in. - Never. 468 00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:37,115 I mean, I'm sorry about Sheila. 469 00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:38,933 No, Sheila. 470 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:42,325 I mean, beautiful and caring, loving. 471 00:19:42,445 --> 00:19:44,839 I mean, I probably would have stayed with her. You know, fallen in love. 472 00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:46,174 Maybe married her, 473 00:19:46,294 --> 00:19:50,345 gotten sick, needed a kidney, gotten divorced, lost houses 474 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:54,004 and, you know, divide everything up. 475 00:19:54,237 --> 00:19:59,126 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 476 00:19:59,176 --> 00:20:03,726 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0